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Much like Lady Gaga (in more ways than one), you can always count on Madonna to be a hot mess at any given point. Particularly over the past six months or so, Madge has been particularly messy. Madonna was chosen by Riccardo Tisci to wear Givenchy last night. Beyonce also wore Givenchy, and I believe that they were the only two. While Bey got a latex-rash dress, Madonna got the lace butt-cheek dress. When are we going to acknowledge that Riccardo Tisci doesn’t know what he’s doing? As for Madonna in particular, she spoke to E! on the carpet and it was SO MESSY. She’s had so much work to her face, she can barely speak properly.

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I feel bad for doing this to Tory Burch’s ladies, but none of them are noteworthy enough to get their own post, thus they have to share with Madonna’s butt cheeks. Emma Roberts, Freida Pinto and Mindy Kaling all wore Tory Burch to the Met Gala. Emma looks bratty (per usual), but Mindy and Freida look lovely. I actually think this is the prettiest dress Mindy has ever worn on any red carpet, ever.

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Photos courtesy of Getty, Fame/Flynet, WENN.

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